Grace Note Reflections on the Christian Life
Parable of the Classroom
Why Our Metaphors for Learning Matter
By Derek Smith | Illustration by Jean-Manuel Duvivier

Sophomores in my fourth  period high school English  class talk like they’re
  in prison. “When do we  get out? How much longer do  we have?”
“You mean,” I ask, “when do you have to leave?”
The bell rings, and 40 minutes later some of them return late from lunch. “So much for ‘out on good behavior,’” I remark. “Hurry up and catch up.”
The boys set their plastic bags of unfinished burritos on a nearby counter, take their seats, and talk to their assigned group members about their current writing exercise: incorporating similes and metaphors into poems. They have extra work in front of them, so now they’re no longer inmates. They’re competitors in a race, and they’re behind.
The sudden shift from school-as-prison to school-as-race sparks my imagination. If school is like a race, I wonder, what kind? Suburban marathon? Wilderness journey through the North Cascades? The Amazing Race? I imagine students in desks scooting over the floors across my classroom, swatting each other with rulers, vying for prizes from Prentice Hall, the sponsor of the games.
“Jesus understood the need for metaphor better than anyone. His parables are full of metaphorical power: the mustard seed, the fig tree, the net, the pearl, the hidden treasure, the Prodigal Son, the faithful servant, the unjust steward.”
I get up to redirect one of the Taco Bell Boys’ friends, a wayward lamb who is threatening to distract the group.
“Stay on track,” I tell them. “You can’t run out of steam yet.” Stay on track. Now the metaphor has changed yet again. The students are conductors, keeping their locomotives on the straight and narrow.
“There’s a lot of material here,” I remind the group. “We need to get through it by Friday. Keep those engines moving.”
Their blank faces tell me my metaphors aren’t helping. “What,” I want to ask, “the race West doesn’t inspire? What, then, will inspire?”
In The End of Education, Neil  Postman asks: “Are [students]  patients to be cared for? Troops
  to be disciplined? Sons and  daughters to be nurtured? Personnel  to be trained? Resources
  to be developed?” 
I’m looking for a comparison  that will embrace my personal  contradictions as a teacher and
  the paradoxes of my school.  What I need is a master metaphor,  a super simile that contains
  within it the whole story.
I need a comparison that will  hold students and staff, office  ladies and security guards, skateboards
  on railings and missing  bleacher panels. A comparison  that captures the mysteries of  school without explaining them  away, an image that maximizes  our reverence for learning.
Jesus understood the need for  metaphor better than anyone. His  parables are full of metaphorical
  power: the mustard seed, the fig  tree, the net, the pearl, the hidden  treasure, the good Samaritan, the  Prodigal Son, the faithful servant,  the unjust steward. About a third  of Jesus’ recorded teachings  are parables.
Why? Why would the most  effective teacher in history sometimes  seem to avoid propositions
  and facts and focus instead on  asking questions and painting  pictures with words?
Maybe it had something to  do with his paradoxical nature.  God and human at the same time.
  Maybe the way he slowly grew  his students with metaphors says  something about the best way to
  teach and to learn. 
The voice of my wayward lamb startles me out of my thoughts. “Can I compare my bedroom to the inside of an ear?” she asks. She’s still working on the poetry exercise.
Before I can answer, one of  the Taco Bell Boys says he wants  to compare the Nike shoes in his
  closet to Superman’s cape. His  friend says his old bedroom was  like the Batcave. Other ideas for
  comparisons are passed around  like spare pencils.
So what’s the Kingdom of School like?
Agrarian comparisons seem  dangerous in an agribusiness age.  I don’t want to see students as
  genetically modified crops, rows  of dusty plants bringing forth  dangerously shiny fruit.
Maybe an ecosystem is a better metaphor for school. In the rain shadow of the North Cascades, diverse flora grows in natural proportions. Western Hemlock, Devil’s Club, Oregon grape, salmonberry, and salal thrive.
“Sure,” I say, “You can compare your bedroom to anything. There might not be one best metaphor.”
A Taco Bell Boy grins suspiciously.
“But maybe,” I add, “some comparisons are better than others.”
 
Derek Smith teaches language  arts at Renton High School in
  Renton, Washington, and earned  an M.F.A. in creative writing from  SPU in 2011. He is working on  a memoir called Mr. Smith Is
  Magic — And Other Fantasies of  a First-Year Teacher.
